One Night Stand
He’s probably just looking for a STABLE relationship.
He asked for sex but the horse said “NEIGH”.
Looks more like a nightMARE to me.
That’s what happens when you FOAL around.
Hope they don’t wake the NEIGHbors.
At least he doesn’t have to give it a ride home!
He probably shouldn’t have had any mare of that tequila.
So…this is how Sarah Jessica Parker was conceived!